I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
should my penis look like a turkey
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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