If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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