We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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