if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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