I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
