last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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