from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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