Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Verdict: uncircumcised.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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