do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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