We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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