i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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