You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He did a backflip because drugs
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