I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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