Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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