What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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