he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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