i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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