my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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