What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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