this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I can't turn off my feet"
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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