he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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