Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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