even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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