I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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