I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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