You really coming over, don't trick.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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