thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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