I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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