Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
two words...techno handjob
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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