was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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