Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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