it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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