My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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