i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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