we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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