Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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