1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
the raccoons are back...
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