I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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