There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
