You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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