So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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