I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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