suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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