My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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