worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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