spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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