If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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