We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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