I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Green mimosas i think yes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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