Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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