Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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