i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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