I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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