i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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