just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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