on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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