I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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